verbal abuse & bullying is not ‘freedom of speech’
my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it
it really pisses me off that it’s 2013 and i still have to wait for my hair to dry like can someone please invent something that can dry it quick??
you mean like
can we agree to never talk about this again
*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus